bilanzarev:

so i work at a retirement home and one of the residents heard me saying “mood” all the time and she asked what it meant and now she won’t stop saying it

another resident fell over and she was just like “mood”

colds:

goldenlunalights:

like or reblog if you’re against a preemptive strike against North Korea, nuclear war, or the unnecessary loss of innocent human life. we have to make a point against this. our leaders must know that we do not approve.

im sure theyll stop when they see this tumblr post

@alyxabati

c-bassmeow:

littlelinguaphile:

c-bassmeow:

me: im tired 

Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS! 

Alternatively, a mother: Just wait until you have kids :)

Honestly the two worst kinds of people ever oh yeah and “wait until you’re my age” the fucking three horsemen of undermining your pain

firefliesguy:

that’s it. there’s nothing that will ever be funnier than this tweet and reply,,

loki-on-a-cloud:

Editions by Eilyn-Chan

leatherdaddymikepence:

noislandofdreams:

This is gold this, absolute gold, the most over the top melodramatic hysterical ridiculous thing I’ve ever read

There was absolutely no revelation at the end which made the drama all the more worth it

morganites-realgar:

idontknowwhatsgoingonhere:

cats are a hearty crop, that grow in all sorts of environments and soils

I’m in love…

zanabism:

Why…don’t fathers know how to apologize. Why can they never apologize and admit they were wrong why are all fathers like this